I HATE when annoying children are throwing tantrums in public places,
like
and I’m standing there watching
and the parents are just standing there all
If that were my kid, I wouldn’t even hesitate to be like
Yes .
(Source: babydollies)
when my mom is bitchin'
she mad for no reason like
im like, the fuck?
she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”
im like “wait, me?”
then she’s like
so i run to my room like WTF!
(Source: ineedmauiwowie, via theannoyingskwid)
The weather is such a slut.
The weather is such a slut. The wind blows everyone. The rain makes everyone wet. The sun makes everyone take their clothes off. And the snow covers everyone in white stuff.
WHAT A SLUT!
(Source: fuck-it-because-yolo, via theannoyingskwid)
